Brewed In Big Metal Things

I have made my way to sunny Copenhagen to visit Moochybingo and to check out the bike scene here in Denmark. It's a revolution everyone here rides bikes everywhere even when the weather is -10 degrees and the snow is coming down in drifts. This has many advantages as beer is cheaper than soft drink, so with a culture of biking, no one drink drives. The Danes get tanked up and peddle there way home knowing that the only person they can do damage to is them selves.
Whilst being here I made my way out to Carlsberg town. Carlsberg is Denmark's biggest and best export (Note 1) and is world renowned for good beer in green bottles. Two clips on my train ticket and we are there, just in time as the snow begins to fall again. We arrive at what can only be described as the entrance and here we are greeted with a familiar sight of Elephants. Carlsberg was established some time ago by Mr and Mrs Carlsberg and was handed down to other people when they died. Originally the main force behind the beer producing was the Danish Elephants, these animals were used to crush the barley and move around the huge barrels of beer, however near the closing of World War II, these tireless beasts of burden were summoned to Berlin to defend the capital against the approaching Russian forces and alas only these tributes remain.
We hurriedly made our way through the boring visitors centre which tells you about the history of beer and beer production, one important point to note was the beer counter which was running at a rate of 3000 beers per minute and a current total in excess of 6 billion beers produced which was impressive and reassuring, oh and we saw some ancient beer making wenches get there babs out which also was impressive and reassuring. Final after about 4 minutes we found our way to the beer fridge and were allow to make a couple of selections from the collection, which was quite extensive however we note that they were lacking a VB, so remember to bring a bottle if your out this way. Whist quenching our thirst one had to ponder at ones refection a while in a big metal things and wonder how did they carry around those barrels now all the Elephants were gone?

Note 1: Exports are items which remain at there country of desination, hence Danish women are excluded from this category.